For a more efficient service, please alight at the next stop where a team of heavily drugged sloths will drag you to your destination.
Your panhandling permit, please?
1100 Pills of E? Check. 32 grams of coke? Check. Xanax, marijuana and crack? Check. Zero prison time because it was the judge's son? Check.
Senior citizens to get discounts at brothels to celebrate Seniors Week. Next week's followup: Sudden spike in heart attacks and strokes among Australian men aged over 60.
Much like their football team, Detroit's dead can't even afford to get buried with dignity.
Real estate company sues Steve McNair's widow for back rent on mistress' apartment.
Homeowner holds intruder at gunpoint. Cops respond to 911 call, shoot homeowner (still on phone with 911 operator) four times in the back, then twice more when he was on the ground. Bonus: 911 tape records cops planning the cover-up.
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