New news?

Still have this baby in Development Hell... I'm talking to two new folks as we speak. In the meanwhile...

Mary-Kate turns into Skeletor

As I've said a million times before myself, Arkansas News confirms that McCain will make Obama his bitch in Arkansas.

If you own a Chinese restaurant, it's never a good idea to let the health inspector find employees butchering a deer in the kitchen. Sorry, no pics.

"Hey pass me that cutting torch near the bucket of fuel, I need to remove the rusty bolts on the car's gas tank"

I'm having trouble with the current news links I have...

... so here's another reason why parents should lock up their children.

Congressman Berry: Epic Fail

Our state's Democrats just can't seem to avoid that there darn youtube or the rest of the internets.

By the way, I was there during the surge. Sure, the supply system got jammed up initially (we got several space heaters when it was mid-July), and the time it took to get our laundry back from the wash went from 2 to 5 days turnaround (probably because of the fact that our base literally doubled in population to the size of Paragould or Cabot in just months), but I would consider it a mere complaint when faced with the other options.

If this surge did not happen, with Obama and Congressman Berry having his chance, our 39th would be running to the choppers going out of town, not of their own fear but those of a Confederacy of Cowardice. Ones not driven to being for or against this war because of their true conscience, but do so to save their own skins.

Stay classy, Congressman.

Youtube Comedy Gold

Arkansas Voting...

OK, so it's no new news that Arkansas is Democrat, and the eastern part of that at that. So how do do we exactly vote?

Pretty much like Obama bowls.

Just look at the voting patterns here on arelections.org . Now look at counties like Greene and Lawrence counties at both county and ward levels the past, particularly between 2004 amendment 3 and the election of Republican candidates.

Nope, it does not make sense.

News you can't use. Not yours.

Starting to get back into swing here...


Police are investigating a violent, suburban gang formed on an up-scale high school campus called "The Fluffy Bunny Crew"


Kansas mayor apologizes for appearing in blackface. Bonus, his name is pronounced "koon"

Welcome to Baltimore, home of the $11,000 traffic ticket

According to a poll, 59 percent of voters would have no problem with replacing the entire Congress.


The election may give Democrats a fillibuster-proof majority of 60 seats in the U.S. Senate. Combined with the inevitable Democrat in the White House, and we better get our free health care. And our free ponies.

That was the part where you simply run, Mark.

College Reorientation Time

I wanted to get a massive collection of stories out, but it's 2 in the morning and I will regret my caffeine intake soon enough:

Gas station attendant accidentally sets price of a gallon to 35 cents. Upon finding out, owner said, "The people looked so happy when they were buying gas. If I can do this for them, that's all right"

And the latest Chinese product being recalled due to unsafe chemical levels is... pretzels


The Quebec Human Rights Commission is about to make a landmark decision on.... how to use silverware properly... damn Gypsies and their chopsticks.

Pakistanis angry over their President over putting the movies on VP candidate and Alaska Governor Sarah "Tina Fey"Palin. Please stop by for the conversation. Stay for all the semi-English literate Pakistanis on the youtube comments section.

Web 1.0 celebrity "Where are they now?"

I'm back...

...again