The Hawaii Chair

If you actually buy one of these, you officially fail at life.

Whisky Tango Foxtrot...

I found this little jewel on the internets just now, and had to post it immediately:




This would be merely ridiculous, except how similar in form it sounds to one of my church's intercessory "Prayers of the Church" (where the congregation replies to the pastor's each prayer with "Hear our prayer.")

Creepy stuff.

News You Can't Possibly Use

A 60 Minutes - Vanity Fair poll shows that Walmart best symbolizes America. With a pic of what George Clooney might look like.

Man arrested after getting into a fight with a statue of a goose and punching it in the head. Alcohol may have been a factor.

Thieves looking for a buzz steal a big bag full of hemp buds from biologist's research farm. Hemp, not marijuana - let us know how that works out for you.

Senator Robert Byrd is in the hospital. I sure hope he's okkkay.

2004: Shoe Bomber. TSA: "Remove your shoes, Citizen."
2006: Liquid Bomber. TSA: "No water for you, Citizen."
2009: Body-cavity Bomber. TSA: "Bend over, Citizen"

Friday's Horrible Movie of the Week

"Hobgoblins: They'll make you party 'till you drop... dead"

News You Can't Possibly Use

Undercover cops storm drug dealer's house, then get a Wii bit distracted (w/ video).

Ten deceptive restaurant tricks, including topping off that pitcher of Coors Light with soda water because you'll never notice the difference.


"It's a great victory for Spotted Dick and for everyone who makes it."

UN unanimiously votes to rid the world of nuclear weapons. Well, that's that then.

News You Can't Possibly Use

Burglar leaves his Facebook page on victim's computer

Ranking of world's highest BAC test scores. Lithuanians take two of the top spots, but they can't keep up with the Bulgarian

Lawyers defending four men accused of plotting to bomb Bronx synagogue argue the men were effectively entrapped by being offered unlimited fried chicken by agents. Please look at he link's illustration, and please tell me what the defendant team is doing horribly, horribly wrong.

And finally, 7 Items you won't believe are actually legal.

Friday's Horrible Movie of the week

Laserblast... It will blow your mind.



Enjoy the badness guys, and by the way, it's good to be back to blogging.