If you took a Montebello police cruiser for a spin early this morning, please bring back the AR-15 assault rifle and 870 Remington shotgun you took from it.

Kim Jong-il beats Obama at getting elected with a staggering 100% of the vote. In other news, tonight's forecast... dark.

Chinese sailors in their underwear taunt US Navy ship, which fights back with squirt guns. Then it gets weird...

If you want to avoid suspicion of driving under the influence, the first step would be to make sure you're driving on a full set of tires.

Australian Prime Minister says 'political sh**storm' on live television, sparking a political sh**storm.