Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Same-Sex Marriage, Universal Buttsex, and Morman Extremists. Same Freakshows





As the butt pirate lobby strives for Universal Buttsex, apparently everyone has completely bypassed the irony in what should be a normal, legal marriage. There is apparently growing support of a marriage between one man and another man, but yet, everyone thinks that polygamist marriages are still weird as hell.


Step back for a second and think about it.


Man + Woman= Fine


Man + 2 Women= Freak show


2 Men + Woman= WTF


Man + Man = Fine?


We've went one step up and two steps backs folks. The Buttsecks lobby is wrong, just as the Fundamental Church of Latter-Day Saints is when they say they're all for "Big Love" as long as no more kiddies are involved. You're both outta your fucking minds.


And I want my whip and leather vest back, dammit.

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