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Around 300 hippie-ass protesters arrested around Republican Convention, Eric Cartman dispatched to scene.

New history textbook from Russia tells its country's students that Joseph Stalin that he was "entirely rational" to kill more people than even Hitler did.

"Disaster Movie", unlike all the other crappy spoofs that have came out, lives up to its name.

Just when Republicans where breaking a sweat, Rev. Wright saves the day by being Rev. Wright.

Arkansas columnist explains how screwed the Democratic Party of Arkansas is getting people to vote for Obama.

Democrats: When your standards are lower, how can you have scandals?

In new news, Governor's Sarah Palin's 17 year old unmarried daughter is having a child. Of course, leftist blogs of the Daily Kos variety are already having a field day with this.

It kind of sucks in a way to be young conservative leaning, as everything you do is apparently held to a higher standard. Apparently, as long as you're a Democrat like Congressman Barney Frank, having sexual relationships with gay hookers named "Steve" are perfectly normal.


You see, it's easy to be a Democrat when you lower your standards.

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Be like Fred and Barney: Take a "Winston Break."

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5 reasons why nursery rhymes are evil.

Some N.O. residents can't or won't leave, because "Fuck it, I'm out of here" is still not as good as, "I think I'll stay, since it worked out so great the first time."

Michael Moore hurricane Gustav during Republican Convention: "Proof that there's a god in heaven."

Now that gay marriage is legal in California the inmates are going to get in on the action.

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Arkansas Obama delegates coming back from "Hopefest '08" realize that, in the end, they still have to him elected. Where is your Hope now, bitches?

Business at Denver strip clubs lackluster during the DNC. Why don't the Democrats support single moms?

Hottest selling disaster supply item in hurricane-threatened New Orleans? Rifles

HIV is spreading through New York at three times the national rate, which makes for a nice addition to all the herpes.

The DA lost her home to forclosure. The mayor, whom she is prosecuting, can't pay his legal bills. Welcome to the great city of Detroit: where the most fiscally responsible are drug dealers.

Army Barrackses in Fort Chaffee, AR to house possible evacuees again, because the Superdome didn't suck enough the first time.