Newsiness

(I have had the luxury of going to a certain someone's Assembly of God church in Missouri that still kicks it "old school", borderline Pentecostal-wise. Apostolic? There is no telling, unless it's already in Revelations.)

Today's "college sends 'Congrats' e-mail to 30,000 rejected applicants" story is brought to you by UC San Diego.

Convenience store robber celebrates "Take Your Daughter to Work Day" a month early.

If you thought the Snuggie was a nifty way to keep warm and not a spectacular waste of $15, you're going to love the Peekaru. Oh yeah, there are pictures. God, there are pictures.

'Consensual living' movement growing in popularity, as parents pretend that children who have barely learned to not poop their pants have important thoughts and feelings. This, combined with polygamist Mormons, the concept of long-term gay monogamy, and "Octomom", form the four franken-family horses of the Apocalypse.

Drunken students attempt to steal dinosaur, forget how obvious carrying a large dinosaur looks to police.