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Starting to get back into swing here...


Police are investigating a violent, suburban gang formed on an up-scale high school campus called "The Fluffy Bunny Crew"


Kansas mayor apologizes for appearing in blackface. Bonus, his name is pronounced "koon"

Welcome to Baltimore, home of the $11,000 traffic ticket

According to a poll, 59 percent of voters would have no problem with replacing the entire Congress.


The election may give Democrats a fillibuster-proof majority of 60 seats in the U.S. Senate. Combined with the inevitable Democrat in the White House, and we better get our free health care. And our free ponies.

That was the part where you simply run, Mark.

College Reorientation Time

I wanted to get a massive collection of stories out, but it's 2 in the morning and I will regret my caffeine intake soon enough:

Gas station attendant accidentally sets price of a gallon to 35 cents. Upon finding out, owner said, "The people looked so happy when they were buying gas. If I can do this for them, that's all right"

And the latest Chinese product being recalled due to unsafe chemical levels is... pretzels


The Quebec Human Rights Commission is about to make a landmark decision on.... how to use silverware properly... damn Gypsies and their chopsticks.

Pakistanis angry over their President over putting the movies on VP candidate and Alaska Governor Sarah "Tina Fey"Palin. Please stop by for the conversation. Stay for all the semi-English literate Pakistanis on the youtube comments section.

Web 1.0 celebrity "Where are they now?"

I'm back...

...again

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WTF News

Around 300 hippie-ass protesters arrested around Republican Convention, Eric Cartman dispatched to scene.

New history textbook from Russia tells its country's students that Joseph Stalin that he was "entirely rational" to kill more people than even Hitler did.

"Disaster Movie", unlike all the other crappy spoofs that have came out, lives up to its name.

Just when Republicans where breaking a sweat, Rev. Wright saves the day by being Rev. Wright.

Arkansas columnist explains how screwed the Democratic Party of Arkansas is getting people to vote for Obama.

Democrats: When your standards are lower, how can you have scandals?

In new news, Governor's Sarah Palin's 17 year old unmarried daughter is having a child. Of course, leftist blogs of the Daily Kos variety are already having a field day with this.

It kind of sucks in a way to be young conservative leaning, as everything you do is apparently held to a higher standard. Apparently, as long as you're a Democrat like Congressman Barney Frank, having sexual relationships with gay hookers named "Steve" are perfectly normal.


You see, it's easy to be a Democrat when you lower your standards.