Monday, September 28, 2009
News You Can't Possibly Use
A 60 Minutes - Vanity Fair poll shows that Walmart best symbolizes America. With a pic of what George Clooney might look like.
Man arrested after getting into a fight with a statue of a goose and punching it in the head. Alcohol may have been a factor.
Thieves looking for a buzz steal a big bag full of hemp buds from biologist's research farm. Hemp, not marijuana - let us know how that works out for you.
Senator Robert Byrd is in the hospital. I sure hope he's okkkay.
2004: Shoe Bomber. TSA: "Remove your shoes, Citizen."
2006: Liquid Bomber. TSA: "No water for you, Citizen."
2009: Body-cavity Bomber. TSA: "Bend over, Citizen"
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