whew...

This whole dad this is crazy stuff, but then again, I think it was pretty much assumed as such. By the way, 9lbs and 1 oz... yes, indeed. He did though have a nasty bout of jaundice, but only after staying 2 nights in a hospital room half the size of a motel 6 room(though probably with as much fluids strung around), it was cleared up.

News... going... now:

Unintentional advertising of the day.

Picking up the garbage in high crime areas can actually lower the crime rate by 20%... in other news, thermonuclear device causes vaporization of north Jonesboro neighborhood.

I give you the worlds oldest know sex ed video, 1932's "The Mystery of Marriage" totaly lame flapper action though.