Inmate escapes from the third floor of the jail by scaling down the wall using Christmas lights.
The "Cross Dressing Bandit" has robbed three banks so far this month. What a drag
Man discovers hardware store failed to charge him $1.50 sales tax and decides to do the right thing and mail it directly to the IRS. IRS thanks the man by fining him $50 and threatening to prosecute him for stealing money from the state.
Oprah Winfrey named PETA's 'Person of the Year", just to piss me off that much more.
Bonus: Previous winners include Senator Robert Byrd, a former butcher and member of the Klu Klux Klan... which... I guess makes sense when you value rights of dogs below that of certain peoples.
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