YAY FOR CHANGE!

I live near the corner of Mathews and Gee St in Jonesboro, so naturally there's celebratory 9mm gunfire, which is better than dive-by gunfire I guess.

In the News

Miami has a murder-free month... the first in over 40 years.

PETA offers Ringling Bros. an animatronic elephant to replace its real ones.

A video of the top secret Cold War-era bunker where your leaders would ride out the apocalypse while you burned to a fiery ash.

Woman with 38 previous convictions, nine social security numbers and several aliases faces life sentence... for shoplifting

Forget Joe the Plumber: Joe the Lead Guitarist for Aerosmith endorses McCain

New news?

Still have this baby in Development Hell... I'm talking to two new folks as we speak. In the meanwhile...

Mary-Kate turns into Skeletor

As I've said a million times before myself, Arkansas News confirms that McCain will make Obama his bitch in Arkansas.

If you own a Chinese restaurant, it's never a good idea to let the health inspector find employees butchering a deer in the kitchen. Sorry, no pics.

"Hey pass me that cutting torch near the bucket of fuel, I need to remove the rusty bolts on the car's gas tank"

I'm having trouble with the current news links I have...

... so here's another reason why parents should lock up their children.

Congressman Berry: Epic Fail

Our state's Democrats just can't seem to avoid that there darn youtube or the rest of the internets.

By the way, I was there during the surge. Sure, the supply system got jammed up initially (we got several space heaters when it was mid-July), and the time it took to get our laundry back from the wash went from 2 to 5 days turnaround (probably because of the fact that our base literally doubled in population to the size of Paragould or Cabot in just months), but I would consider it a mere complaint when faced with the other options.

If this surge did not happen, with Obama and Congressman Berry having his chance, our 39th would be running to the choppers going out of town, not of their own fear but those of a Confederacy of Cowardice. Ones not driven to being for or against this war because of their true conscience, but do so to save their own skins.

Stay classy, Congressman.

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Arkansas Voting...

OK, so it's no new news that Arkansas is Democrat, and the eastern part of that at that. So how do do we exactly vote?

Pretty much like Obama bowls.

Just look at the voting patterns here on arelections.org . Now look at counties like Greene and Lawrence counties at both county and ward levels the past, particularly between 2004 amendment 3 and the election of Republican candidates.

Nope, it does not make sense.